A few one-liners that caught my eye sometime back( well honestly...they are stick-its on my fridge and they've been there for as long as I remember)

Here goes!

• Chocolate , coffee and men....so much better when they are rich!
• Middle age is when a broad mind and a narrow waist exchange places!
• Variety is the spice of life, one day annoy people,the next day ignore them!
• The more people I meet the more I love my dog!

Cheers!